Dear Dr Sven
OK, so it’s, like, nine days until publication, not that I’m counting or anything, but, well, yes I am actually, wouldn’t you? I mean, it’s the biggest thing to happen to me since Rachel Riley messed it up with Jack (again) and so OBVIOUSLY I’m, like, excited. Even more excited than when I thought I had found that chocolate raisin I had lost two days ago under the table and ate it, only it turned out not to be chocolate at all, which kind of disproves my point, which is that the SECOND Buttercup Mash trailer thing is up on Youtube, which, like, I KNOW! And it so IS NOT a fake chocolate raisin which turns out to be possibly poo only from what I have no idea and do not WANT to know. It is the Gleetastical REAL DEAL. And I am NOT EVEN JOKING! See?