‘It is official. I am going out with rock god and part-time meat mincer Justin Statham. Am certain that he is THE ONE and will prove it by having excellent relationship on every level. Oh no. What if he wants me to do ‘it’. Have only just got to grips with art of snogging so will need to get help fast. Or at least by 16th birthday. If ‘it’ happens it needs to be earth-shattering and meaningful as ‘it’ is, after all, the Meaning of Life. Thank goodness I have found love of my life and am not hung up on Jack any more. Not at all…’
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- Catching up on #mafs. Either Kwame is a) pulling an Andy from the wrong side of the tracks when she doesn’t want Bl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 12 hours ago
- Convinced that Sally Hawkins’ hair has gained sentience and now has a career of its own. BAFTA-worthy stuff. Am slightly obsessed. 15 hours ago
- Even Mr Mayor joined in @bathkidslitfest with his farting Bruce Bingley art! https://t.co/BmdTbbgEIr 16 hours ago
- RT @bristol_writing: Creative Writing at the University of Bristol is delighted to see that our Senior Lecturer, @joannanadin, has been lon… 17 hours ago
- RT @SpillerOfTea: Liz Truss: “I am prepared to be unpopular.” YouGov: “Ok, then you’re gonna fucking love this.” 1 day ago
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