‘It is official. I am going out with rock god and part-time meat mincer Justin Statham. Am certain that he is THE ONE and will prove it by having excellent relationship on every level. Oh no. What if he wants me to do ‘it’. Have only just got to grips with art of snogging so will need to get help fast. Or at least by 16th birthday. If ‘it’ happens it needs to be earth-shattering and meaningful as ‘it’ is, after all, the Meaning of Life. Thank goodness I have found love of my life and am not hung up on Jack any more. Not at all…’
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