‘It is official. I am going out with rock god and part-time meat mincer Justin Statham. Am certain that he is THE ONE and will prove it by having excellent relationship on every level. Oh no. What if he wants me to do ‘it’. Have only just got to grips with art of snogging so will need to get help fast. Or at least by 16th birthday. If ‘it’ happens it needs to be earth-shattering and meaningful as ‘it’ is, after all, the Meaning of Life. Thank goodness I have found love of my life and am not hung up on Jack any more. Not at all…’
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Aged 17. Also aged 48. Mood.Fox Report: All is wellMenace is at her second gig in two nights so I am taking the opportunity to have it large at Walmesley Towers. So far I have made my own granola and treated myself to a fancy Darjeeling tea. Next up: sewing grosgrain ribbon to a vintage dress. #sexanddrugsandrockandrollReader, I cried. #daisyjonesandthesix #iamnotamuse #iamthesomebody #endofstory @tjenkinsreidMore 1980s Essex shenanigans on its way from me in 2020. #thequeenofbloodyeverythingSpine broken. But oh so worth it. #daisyjonesandthesixTwitter
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