‘It is official. I am going out with rock god and part-time meat mincer Justin Statham. Am certain that he is THE ONE and will prove it by having excellent relationship on every level. Oh no. What if he wants me to do ‘it’. Have only just got to grips with art of snogging so will need to get help fast. Or at least by 16th birthday. If ‘it’ happens it needs to be earth-shattering and meaningful as ‘it’ is, after all, the Meaning of Life. Thank goodness I have found love of my life and am not hung up on Jack any more. Not at all…’
Instagram
Twitter
- Today Penny Dreadful gets to dress up as a Hooligan with Hilary Who Is A Boy, i.e. the Best Babysitter Ever... youtu.be/jAv1D7-709I 10 hours ago
- Thread twitter.com/mimithebo/stat… 12 hours ago
- RT @sarramanning: Book publicists, we reviewers are so sympathetic about all the many changes to publishing schedules but please, do let us… 13 hours ago
- READERS: This is the kind of thing that is making writers' lives glimmer with hope and happiness right now. Thank y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
- Part 2 of Penny Dreadful and the World Record is now up if you need cheering. I think we all do. youtu.be/MmczM7s1MIk 1 day ago
Search this site
