Me: Takes two weeks' leave to start writing novel.
Every fecking homeowner within 50-metre radius: Starts up power tools. 3 hours ago
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If you have a burning question for C.J. Skuse (like, does she have her own kill list?!), now's your ch… 21 hours ago
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