‘My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dad’s JOKE. But I am completely UNDREADFUL. It is just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS turn into DISASTERS. E.g. I didn’t mean for Dad to have to go to a CRUCIAL MEETING with a plastic flowerpot stuck on his head, I was only trying to invent a Patented Brain-Massaging Helmet. Plus how was I to know that you can’t do CHICKENPOX for show-and-tell, or go to ballet class dressed as a blue cat, because even in disguise I am Incredibly Contagious!’
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Beyond excited at today’s book post. Thank you @tjenkinsreid @laurabrooke59 @hutchinson_books I shall read with glee and wear with pride. #daisyjonesandthesixHammer time! Enormous trousers from Bristol Thrift. Designed by DKNY. Hemmed by moi.As good as I hoped and expected.Vintage kilo lunch breakMy students know me well.Just overcame my inner shrinking violet and signed stock @piccadillywaterstones Can’t tell you how good authors feel when they see their babies out on tablesTwitter
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- I am not a muse. I am a somebody. End of story. Best book post in months. Thank you @HutchinsonBooks https://t.co/QKZEG37lHQ 1 day ago
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